Video of the Year: Charlotte Gainsbourg, “Heaven Can Wait”

February 8th, 2010

Charlotte’s second album, 5:55, is my favourite record of all times. That accolade was always going to be difficult to top, and, I have to report, IRM — the follow-up — doesn’t seem to be a record I would want to listen to repeatedly for the next five years. However, the lead single “Heaven Can Wait” is absolutely smashingly amazing, and the video directed by Keith Schofield is the best video I have seen last year.

Most major label artists have slid into the “let’s make the same video we always have, just cheaper” mentality. Pet Shop Boys’ “Did You See Me Coming” looks like their own “Minimal”, sans budget. Madonna’s “Celebration” looks like “Hung Up”, sans budget (and, mercifully, sans pink leotard). I could go on.

On the other side we have videos that take two years to complete, require “fan participation” and illustrate completely uninteresting songs. I will refrain here from naming examples, largely because I forgot them already, so memorable they proved to be. They have no budget, no story and largely consist of webcam shots of something or other.

“Heaven Can Wait” is none of those. It looks bloody expensive — how on Earth did Gainsbourg’s label gather budget for that? It looks bloody gorgeous — slow-motion here and there, loads and loads of extras, gorgeous shots in gorgeous daylight, gorgeous Charlotte, slightly less gorgeous Beck (hey, he’s trying). It doesn’t seem to have a story, being, instead, a gathering of dream-like sequences, that are somewhere between disturbing and exciting, scary and warm, retaining the dreamy quality throughout. It’s memorable, beautiful and unique, and so is the song, which makes it a rare case in the age of record labels scrapping album promotion a week before the release of the lead single.

Single of the Year: Pet Shop Boys, “Love Etc.”

February 8th, 2010

There used to be a time when anything Pet Shop Boys put out was amazing. That time ended around 1993, and after that they became, sadly, a much more hit and miss kind of band until the point where after the disastrous Release I vowed to never buy a Pet Shop Boys album again without listening to it first.

Love Etc., produced by Xenomania, changed that. It was as if they remembered their lead singles used to be traffic-stoppingly amazing and went “oh! well, perhaps we should do one more then”. And they have. It sounds nothing like any other Pet Shop Boys song, yet it sounds entirely Pet Shop Boys. It’s got a chorus that features call-and-response, male choir (including Bob Stanley of Saint Etienne!), heartbreaking melodies (Neil Tennant’s voice never lost the ability to sound unbearably sad while singing a jolly melody) and those quirky one-liners Neil used to be able to deliver in his sleep — “[you] don’t have to be beautiful, but it helps”.

Love Etc. duly became the biggest hit of 2009 on my chart, restoring PSB to their previous god-like ability to top the chart for ages (six weeks, 29 weeks in total in top thirty) and restoring my faith in them. I went and bought the 2CD special edition of Yes based solely on the amazingness of Love Etc., and while nothing on the album reached those heights of amazingness, I wasn’t disappointed. Perhaps they will never make another Please or Actually, but they can still — if they try hard enough — write a song that I will still want to hear every single day a year after its release.

Back with another of those block-rocking beats!

February 4th, 2010

An upgrade of Wordpress resulted in the blog being temporarily disabled due to MySQL needing an upgrade as well (which Wordpress conveniently hasn’t alerted me about until it was too late) and so the winners of Ray’s Chart Awards have not been announced yet… this week, though, should result in EXCITEMENT GALORE!!1!!1!!!!! …and exciting show of GLAMOUR and ACTION.

Ray’s Chart Awards

January 25th, 2010

I think it’s pretty self-explanatory… so without much ado here are the nominations (sorted alphabetically).

Single of the year

Love Etc. – Pet Shop Boys
Method of Modern Love – Saint Etienne
One More Chance – Bloc Party
The girl and the robot – Royksopp feat. Robyn
This Momentary – Delphic

Video of the year

Bad Romance – Lady Gaga
Heaven Can Wait – Charlotte Gainsbourg/Beck
Love Etc. – Pet Shop Boys
Make Me – Janet Jackson
This Momentary – Delphic

Album of the year

Foxbase Beta – Saint Etienne
IRM – Charlotte Gainsbourg
It’s Not Me, It’s You – Lily Allen
Joe Sent Me – Vanessa Daou
Yes – Pet Shop Boys

Best male

Adam Lambert
Calvin Harris
Kid Cudi
Pitbull
Robbie Williams

Best female

Britney Spears
Charlotte Gainsbourg
Janet Jackson
Lily Allen
Little Boots

Best band

Delphic
La Roux
Pet Shop Boys
Royksopp
Saint Etienne

Newcomer of the year

Buraka Som Sistema
Delphic
Hurts
Kid Cudi
La Roux

Cover design of the year

Enya, “The Very Best Of”
La Roux, “La Roux”
Kraftwerk, “The Catalogue”
Massive Attack, “Splitting The Atom”
Pet Shop Boys, “Yes”

Title of the year

“Every Goliath Has Its David”
“I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris”
“In It For The Kill”
“Rhubarb & Custard”
“This Momentary”

Disappointment of the year

Depeche Mode
Little Boots
Mariah Carey
Morrissey
Sharleen Spiteri

Winners shall be revealed at the end of the week. You can leave comments but they shall not be taken under account when choosing winners unless bribes are involved ;)

Ray’s Chart | Issue 857 | 2010-01-24

January 25th, 2010
 1   1   3  WONDERFUL LIFE
            Hurts
 2   3   3  CRUEL INTENTIONS
            Simian Mobile Disco feat. Beth Ditto
 3   7   2  ROCKET
            Goldfrapp
 4  10   3  THIS MUST BE IT
            Royksopp feat. Anneli Drecker



 5   !   1  SPACE SHOT
            Ash
 6   2   6  ALL OVER THE WORLD (REMIX)
            Pet Shop Boys
 7   5   7  FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT
            Adam Lambert
 8   9  13  HEAVEN CAN WAIT
            Charlotte Gainsbourg feat. Beck
 9   !   1  CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING
            Junior Caldera feat. Sophie Ellis-Bextor
10   8   3  DOUBT
            Delphic
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How people found me this week…

January 24th, 2010

…or referral fun time y’all!

MONDAY
locker room sweat smell vid gay
Um, really? Not this kind of blog. You should be ashamed of yourself.

TUESDAY
how to become a totally different person
This is a very good question. I can quote George Michael in reply — “I changed my name/to get rid of the things that I want from you/it’s strange/but a name is a name, and truth is the truth”.

WEDNESDAY
teenager with baggy pants
Oh! Yes! That’s how most people describe me. “Ray, you know — that teenager with baggy pants”. Totally me.

THURSDAY
kissmysmellyfeet.com
I swear it is not a website I visit. Often. Erm. *erases history* You have no proof whatsoever!!!

FRIDAY
i am skinny but feel guilty when i eat
I only have that when I eat pizza. I managed to solve that problem by not eating pizza. I am not joking.

SATURDAY
fat kid eating pancakes
I swear I am not a fat kid eating pizza. Pancakes! I meant pancakes dammit!!! *nervously adjusts baggy pants*

SUNDAY
eating pancakes
For Morrissey’s sake. *throws a hissy fit, then goes to make some pancakes*

Good night y’all…

About ? the update

January 24th, 2010

It has come to my attention (i.e. I clicked it out of sheer boredom) that I haven’t updated my About page since the blog started. Erm. *slightly ashamed look* Well there it is now. Enjoy!

Massive Attack: Heligoland (4/5)

January 22nd, 2010

Being a Massive Attack fan is an incredibly stressful and frustrating experience. When The 100th Window, their previous studio album was released in 2003, we were promised a disc of outtakes a few months later, a DVD with videos for every song and four singles. We got two singles, disc with outtakes was bundled with Collected in 2006 and the DVD, oh well.

They took their time with their fifth album, releasing a soundtrack to Danny The Dog in 2004 (quite good), Collected (random ‘hits’ collection with two amazing new songs…) in 2006 and continuing assuring us that the new album was ‘almost ready’. Tracks were apparently recorded with Mos Def, Leslie Feist, Dot Allison, Mike Patton, Jhelisa Anderson, Elizabeth Fraser, Beth Orton and Terry Callier. It was at some time rumoured that it would be a double album with CD1 by Del Naja and CD2 by Marshall. They played eight new songs during their 2007 tour. Some of them sounded great. One of them is on the actual album and is its highlight.

The EP “Splitting The Atom” which preceded the album was a bit… concerning. The video that came with it was at best eyebrow-raising — unusually for a band that always put extreme amounts of care into their visuals. The song was a bit of a departure but not exactly superbly exciting. I waited some more and now I can tell whether Heligoland was worth the wait.

It wasn’t. But then, nothing would be after seven years. And those were not seven years of hiatus, those seven years contained tours, endless recording sessions, re-recordings and so on. “Live With Me” released to promote Collected was so amazingly awesome it made me expect a masterpiece. Heligoland is not a masterpiece. But it is a solid, good album which is much more immediate than the paranoia of The 100th Window and contains more variety than I expected or even dared to hope for.

“Pray for Rain”, sung by Tunde Abepimpe, is bloody intense with its “their eyes change as they learn to see through flames/and their necks crane as they turn to pray for rain”. That intensity doesn’t really lighten up much; even the “playful” “Girl I Love You” (the song that used to be “16 Seeter” which I found a much more MA title) is dark and gloomy. “Psyche” sung by the divine Martina Topley-Bird sounds like Six Organs Of Admittance covering Philip Glass (with Martina on vocals). There is a lot to love here — “Paradise Circus” which is probably best described as post-reggae, is what I was hoping Portishead’s Three to be. “Babel” and “Atlas Air” are actual uptempo tracks! By Massive Attack!

The album is a grower — it requires two or three plays before you start distinguishing between songs — but then it DOES grow on you alright. All the drums sound live, which can be a good or bad thing depending on how you look at it. There doesn’t seem to be that much synthesized stuff, which, again, can be good or bad. But generally I would say that Heligoland is an evolution rather than revolution, and it is promising evolution; if only we could hope for a follow-up in 2011, it would be a sign of amazing things to come. But I don’t even believe the promised EP of songs they did on tour will ever materialise; it’s easier not to believe them and then be positively surprised when they actually DO release something.

There is only one bum note on the album and that is “Saturday Come Slow” which mercifully is also very short. Damon Albarn used to be one of my favourite people in rock/pop music, but here his voice sounds irritating and brings the album dangerously close to the territory occupied by Radiohead, i.e. whining with post-rock background music. Those are three minutes you can skip, but they do bring the score down a bit.

One pet peeve: the iTunes LP version will feature “additional artwork” and two bonus remixes. I don’t think Massive Attack fans are ones who are excited by digital-only artwork, and I don’t intend to spend 15 euro on two additional remixes. Also if the only way to get it on vinyl will be a 60 euro box set with three vinyl LPs and a CD, I will have to pass — I love vinyl but not enough to change the sides every 10 minutes. (This was also why I never bought The 100th Window on vinyl.) I hope it isn’t too late for a rethink and a 2LP edition, unless those three LPs include remixes.

Generally, if you liked Blue Lines and nothing afterwards, you will hate this LP. If you liked Mezzanine and The 100th Window but were let down a bit by the amount of filler, you will love this LP. I am quite relieved by what I have heard, and “Girl I Love You”, “Pray For Rain” and “Psyche” are absolute Massive classics. Oh, and people who still insist on calling this music triphop need their ears checked — post-rock is the best description I’m afraid.

It’s all Google’s fault, or why can’t I embed Lily Allen videos

January 21st, 2010

A band called OK Go explains the major mystery of the universe: WHY don’t labels want the videos to be embedded!!!

We?ve been flooded with complaints recently because our YouTube videos can’t be embedded on websites, and in certain countries can’t be seen at all. And we want you to know: we hear you, and we?re sorry. We wish there was something we could do. Believe us, we want you to pass our videos around more than you do, but, crazy as it may seem, it?s now far harder for bands to make videos accessible online than it was four years ago.

As you?ve no doubt noticed, sites like YouTube, MySpace, and Blahzayblahblah.cn run ads on copyrighted content. Back when Young MC’s second album (the one that didn’t have Bust A Move on it) could go Gold without a second thought, labels would?ve considered these sites primarily promotional partners like they did with MTV, but times have changed. The labels are hurting and they need every penny they can find, so they?ve demanded a piece of the action. They got all huffy a couple years ago and threatened all sorts of legal terror and eventually all four majors struck deals with YouTube which pay them tiny, tiny sums of money every time one of their videos gets played. Seems like a fair enough solution, right? YouTube gets to keep the content, and the labels get some income.

The catch: the software that pays out those tiny sums doesn?t pay if a video is embedded. This means our label doesn?t get their hard-won share of the pie if our video is played on your blog, so (surprise, surprise) they won?t let us be on your blog. And, voilá: four years after we posted our first homemade videos to YouTube and they spread across the globe faster than swine flu, making our bassist?s glasses recognizable to 70-year-olds in Wichita and 5-year-olds in Seoul and eventually turning a tidy little profit for EMI, we?re ? unbelievably ? stuck in the position of arguing with our own label about the merits of having our videos be easily shared. It?s like the world has gone backwards.

Ha. As for whether EMI make more money selling records or charging YouTube for non-embeddable videos — and whether the goal of being a record label is to extract money off YouTube or sell records — remains the sweet secret of EMI shareholders.

Other People’s Writing: Brokey McPoverty on Mary J. Blige and shiny happy people

January 19th, 2010

the point im takin so long to make is that 90s mary j blige was *awesome.* im talkin biggie smalls hook sangin, k-ci from jodeci lovin, bubble coat wearin, grand puba co-rhymin mary. like i mean, im glad that she?s happy. really. im just gettin tired of hearin about it. it?s what i call the india(dot)aire effect. india has an awesome voice (mary, not so much though, id argue), and the stuff she sang about on her first album was really, really important. and it wasnt less important on the second album.. it was just like an unneccessary exclamation point to the first. and by the third it was just fucking annoying. OKAY. WE GET IT. YOU?RE NOT YOUR HAIR AND YOU LOVE YOURSELF. STFU. i see mary travelling the saaaaaaaaaaaaame worn path.

now u may be askin urself, ?self, how come it doesnt get annoying when folk only sing about pain and trials and hardships?? because, man, that?s the stuff that makes *good* music. great pain breeds great art. ain?t that how the sayin goes? is that even a saying at all? if not, it is now, cite me when u use it. but really. more people know drama better than sublime, uninterrupted happiness, i think. plus happy people are just grating after awhile, no? i dunno. maybe its just me.

Thing is, I am also traveling that worn path, and what can I say, it makes me happy, and I guess that’s why this blog has maybe a third of the readership that followed my old blog that was all about self-deprecating dark stories from the dating hell. Maybe I should be glad I am not a professional songwriter after all!

By the way, I wrote a shit long diatribe about beauty, botox, steroids and Susan Boyle not being nominated for a Brit award, then I looked at it and realised it sums down to “I am old and those yoof of today don’t get shit”. Hmmm.