Archive for February, 2009

Other People’s Writing: Satire as evidence, torture as result

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

We at Seven Days decided to do a satirical article entitled “How to Make Your Own H-Bomb,” offering step-by-step instructions for assembling a bomb using equipment available in one’s own home. The satire was not subtle. After discussing the toxicity of plutonium, we advised that to avoid ingesting it orally, “Never make an A-bomb on an empty stomach.” [...] After repeated beatings and the above-mentioned hanging by the wrists, Mohamed “confessed” to having read an article on how to make an H-bomb on the Internet, insisting to his interrogators that it was a “joke.” [...] The result, anyhow, was that Mohamed was thrust into a world of unending pain – tortured at the U.S. prison in Baghram, rendered to Morocco for 18 months of further torture, including repeated cutting of his penis with a scalpel, and finally landing in Guantanamo for almost five years of more mundane abuse. He was just released and returned to Britain today.

Read the rest at Barbara Ehrenreich’s blog. Some of it is funny (especially the quotes from the “How to Make Your Own H-Bomb” article). Some is downright terrifying. I hope that Obama will put an end to the practice, but I know that he will not be able to change the mentality of people who tortured Binyam Mohamed and either enjoyed it thoroughly or believed they were doing a good thing — and both these options scare the hell out of me.

Crush O’ The Week: Kid Cudi

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

You might have noticed Kid Cudi debuts in my top 10 this week, erm, twice. (As a featured artist on Kanye West’s track and solo/remixed by Crookers.) This is largely due to two facts:

1. Cudi is amazing
2. Cudi is amazing

The mixtape he’s made for a clothing company 10DEEP is so good it makes me want to buy their clothes whatever they look like. AND IT IS FREE!!1! It mixes trip-hop, electro and old-school hiphop effortlessly and orgasmically. Download it immediately. No need to thank me really. I’m just the messenger (and late to the party since The Important Blogs found out about Cudi a year ago or so.)

It doesn’t hurt either that Cudi looks like that:

Kid Cudi looking dishy

Kid Cudi looking dishy

“Amazing.”

Ray’s Chart | Issue 809 | 2009-02-22

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

1   1   5  METHOD OF MODERN LOVE/THIS IS TOMORROW
Saint Etienne
2   4   2  SI J’AVAIS AU MOINS…
Mylene Farmer
3   2   8  JE SUIS UN HOMME
Zazie

4   !   1  WELCOME TO HEARTBREAK
Kanye West feat. Kid Cudi
5   5   4  ONE MONTH OFF
Bloc Party
6   3   3  STRONGER THAN JESUS
A Camp
7  14   2  I’M THROWING MY ARMS AROUND PARIS
Morrissey
8   6   9  POCKET (REDUX)
Sam Sparro
9   !   1  DAY’N'NITE (ORIGINAL/CROOKERS MIX)
Kid Cudi
10   7  11  QUICKSAND
La Roux
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Other People’s Writing

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

“HIII BLOGGYSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!” at This? Is Not The Life I Ordered takes the cake as the funniest thing I read this year.

Generation Too Much

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

This has been posted on the Popjustice forum in response to a question by another poster: “Do you really enjoy music nowadays?”

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Because of the downloads music lost a lot of its magic. There is nothing like a record difficult to trace. When Saint Etienne issued Method Of Modern Love recently only in the UK, people bitched to the skies about how irritating and wrong it was. I still got my copies through the old-fashioned method of asking a fellow Brit’s help. And I have to say I was thrilled when they arrived in my postbox. But, simultaneously, I was pissed off to have to wait a WEEK until I get them. And now I ripped them to my itunes library and there is no difference between a .m4a of “Method of Modern Love” and, say, .m4a of “Umbrella” as far as it comes to playability, sound quality or, well, anything else. They’re just files.

We live in the time of More. More jobs, more music, more lovers, more food/drinks/drugs than we could even think about 30 years ago. And all of those things lose value. It’s too easy to get stuff. Music is too cheap (or, in most cases, you can find it for free within a minute). We know too much about musicians — look at the Chris Brown and Rihanna case, I don’t WANT to know all those details, I don’t want to see the photographs, read about her father/grandfather/manager publishing statements, yet I am morbidly fascinated by how this is developing. I don’t want my pop stars like Britney, televised 24 hours a day. “NEWSFLASH: BRITNEY DRINKS FRAPPUCCINO!!1!” I want my pop stars like Mylene Farmer who doesn’t have an official website, myspace or facebook profile. I don’t want free downloads, with no booklets or credits, available at a click of the mouse. I want records to be difficult to find, expensive and unavailable, because then once I get what I looked for I feel so… privileged.

Once I went to a record fair in Utrecht, looking for two records: Sparks’ “Hello Young Lovers” and Electronic’s “Electronic” on vinyl. I found Sparks first, hidden in the “new wave” section of some stall or other. But nobody seemed to have Electronic. I was exhausted at the end of the day, having seen far too many records (and not that many buyers) but I decided to go through one last box before going home. And there it was — the German pressing of “Electronic”, missing Gangster (WHY?!), 10 euro. I was thrilled beyond imagination, tiredness suddenly went away and I was almost shaking in excitement. The elusive record WAS MINE. And I found it. And it was difficult, and it took lots of time, but it didn’t matter. It’s like climbing a mountain, I suppose.

Let’s compare that to Morrissey’s recent Years Of Refusal. I already knew two songs and thought they were crap, the two singles on his Greatest Hits. I downloaded the album two months before release from some site or other. Didn’t even play it once, only played Paris and that was it. Then this week I played it, twice, declared it “not bad”. It is now filed in my library of downloads. I am done with it. Next! (I will buy the vinyl, though, once I find it a bit cheaper than 18 UKP Amazon charge for it. I like the cover, I want that in large size.)

I believe Pet Shop Boys are taking the wrong route with the release of Yes. The itunes download has bonus tracks and a track-by-track commentary. But I believe people who download albums don’t care about crap like that. They want their quick fix. That’s all. They don’t care about the commentary or artwork or what the artist has to say. They just want the “product”. I believe it should be the CD that gets a DVD with in-studio commentary; something as simple as PSB filmed in the studio, songs playing in the background, PSB talking about the songs.

I have read an article recently about how Internet made people more lonely, because the “contact” we get through forums/MSN/whatever means that we don’t have to go out and face actual humans. But people are wired to be social. To be physically social with each other; to talk using their mouths and ears, to touch using hands, to drink beers at pubs, to enjoy music at gigs, talk about a record one is carrying under his or her arm, make music at a rehearsal studio (said a guy who recorded an album with a friend living in Austria using ICQ, email etc. to send each other tracks and comments). Not to download music for free, put it on our ipods, then put on headphones to cut ourselves away from strangers.

No, we don’t miss much in these times. In the last years I never had the problem I used to have constantly in the 90s — that I would hear a great song and I wouldn’t know who it is by and I wouldn’t even know who to ask. These days I find out about new music through PJ, going through ukmix release schedule and downloading stuff that sounds like it could possibly be interesting (which means that if a new exciting electronic pop act call themselves TJ feat. Shontelle and their new single is “Get Off Ur Booty” I am 95% certain to never listen to it), through music blogs and friends. I never listen to the radio, and when I do, it plays “Romantic Hits of the 80s”. If there is any good music I miss, I remain oblivious to the fact, because if I knew about it, I would have it on my hard drive within five minutes.

I suppose I could stop downloading stuff and, like my friend, stick to CDs and vinyls. Refuse to purchase a download, ever ever. Basically, act like someone who says “goddammit I am never getting into one of those modern ‘car’ things, what is wrong with a horse and carriage or a good ole’ steam train?!”. But I don’t think I could. Not in the age of 99% singles sold in the UK being downloads. I’d have to withdraw myself from all music forums, which discuss a song/album/remix package five minutes after it has leaked, and then once it is released three months later nobody even remembers what it sounded like.

I suppose Generation More might have turned, without realising, into Generation Too Much.

Pet Shop Boys at the Brit Awards

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

AWESOME

Liveblogging Brit Awards

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

9.07pm (Amsterdam time) Aaah, U2 are gone and Kylie is here. That’s an upgrade if anyone asks me. GO KYLIEEEEEEE
9.08pm “Some of the biggest live acts in the world at that time. And the Ting Tings!” Ouch.
9:10pm Duffy is the Best British Female. Colour me unsurprised. Poor Adele and her last year’s Critics Award For A Major Label Act That Hasn’t Released Anything Yet But It Would Be Good To Make Sure Her Record Sells Wouldn’t It.
9:14pm Katy Perry is the Best International Female. How unexciting. She kissed a girl and she liked it. BIG DEAL. Even I kissed a girl and liked it. I was 10 then.
“I’m so sick right now” sez Katy Perry. Well Katy at least you don’t have to listen to yourself.
9:19pm Girls Aloud. I know everybody on Popjustice luvz Girls Aloud, but personally I don’t really see what the big fuss is. They’re a girlband. They survived past their Greatest Hits. They have moderately catchy songs. Oh, I just realised that does make them unique…
9:21pm “IT’S A BRIT WINNER DUFFY MCDUFFSTAR!” Oh dear.
9:27pm God, it’s slightly depressing, isn’t it. OH THE EXCITEMENT U2 PERFORMED ALREADY!!1!
9:29pm British Breakthroughs. If Scouting For Shit wins this one I’ll be slightly pissed off.
9:30pm Duffy. Well, the only obvious choice out of those really. MORE DUFFY MCDUFFSTAR JOKES REQUIRED — FEARNE PREPARE
9:31pm “Oh my gosh! Once again! I’m starting to recognise your faces!” Oh that was actually funny. Unlike James Corden.
9:32pm Coldplay play “Viva La Vida”. Oh good. A break from James Corden being hilarious.
9:36pm God. “What performances are you looking forward to seeing?” “I’m a chef, you can’t ask me musical questions.” FUCK OFF THE SHOW THEN
9:39pm I am starting to look forward to adverts. Not good. Brits have never been particularly good, and I’m sort of glad (in a sad sort of way) to see that hasn’t changed.
9:41pm “And the very lovely Pet Shop Boys” KYLIEEEE KYLIEEEE
9:42pm Best International Group. Indie rock, indie rock, indie rock, indie rock and indie rock. Mmmmm, tough choice! I say The Killers. *waits* Kings Of Leon. Whatever.
9:44pm Dissing Craig David is sooooo easy, isn’t it.
9:45pm Best British Male Solo Artist. Oh dear. Best British Male is so miserable The Streets and Ian Brown get nominations. Paul Weller wins. Well, I suppose Morrissey hasn’t been active enough in 2008.
9:48pm Duffy sings “Warwick Avenue”. How odd. Her least hit-sounding single so far. Maybe she’s determined to sell 4 more downloads.
9:50pm The amazing thing about Duffy though is that she never stops being perfectly in tune. I have to admire that, as it’s my biggest problem as a singer — I am hardly ever in tune. *snif*
9:58pm If you want a funny fat man, DO get the real Perez…
9:59pm Ha. “You need to get back in the gym” Yes he does!
10:00pm Best International Album: AC/DC “Black Ice”; Fleet Foxes “Fleet Foxes”; Kings Of Leon “Whatever”; Some Other Indie Crap “Blah”; MGMT “I never got MGMT”. Was music so horrible in 2008?! Honestly I didn’t notice!!!
10:03pm Take That. The problem with them is that their post-reform output is very solid, yes, I charted some songs and really liked them, but it’s SO. BORING. They are SO GROWN UP. How do people manage not to fall asleep during their live shows is beyond me.
10:06pm And they were MIMING.
10:07pm “Best Live British Act”. SURPRISINGLY every single nominee is a four-piece rock band!!1! The winner is… Iron Maiden and that actually kind of IS surprising. Good for them. I was scared it would be Coldplay who played a very very bad (vocally) rendition of Viva La Vida.
10:10pm Oh My God. Hoff.
10:11pm “Fast forward a few decades, nothing’s changed. But everything’s changed.”
10:12pm Best British Group. Nominating Elbow is cruel because they’re so not gon… OMG Elbow win?! Whoa.
10:18pm My live stream just DIED. OMG!!!1! (During Kings of Leon so I am not missing much but I am LIVEBLOGGING HERE!!! HELLO!!!)
10:24pm IT IS BACK!!!! (Thanks to Nathan Jay.) Critics’ Choice award, also known as Kiss Of Death, goes to Florence And The Machine. Poor them. Forever destined to be #2 to someone similar but better.
10:26pm “I’ve got one question for you in the audience. Do. You. Look good. NAKED?” Oh baby. You don’t even IMAGINE.
10:27pm Best International Male. More misery. Can’t think of anyone but Ne-Yo that should win this one, and he’s not nominated. Oh GOD — Kanye West won it. His ego will never fit in a standard-size limousine after that one.
10:30pm Finally a live performance worth watching: Ting Tings and Estelle doing Shut Up, American Boy, And Let Me Go. BLISS
10:31pm …and That’s Not My Name as well
10:32pm The Ting Tings are so totally doing the Dizzee Rascal version of That’s Not My Name!
10:33pm British Single! I’m hoping Coldplay win this one. Just because.
10:35pm Oh! Girls Aloud won. This is soooooooooooooo not their best song ever. Or this year even. Whatever.
10:37pm British Album. Judging by what we’ve seen so far this one is going to go to Calvin Harris.
10:39pm Aaah 1) it’s Mastercard British Album, and 2) Radiohead released an album this year, so… oh hang on DUFFY. Well. Hmm. I’d give her two awards, but three is a bit much.
10:43pm OOOH THE EXCITEMENT I got a liveblogging comment before I finished liveblogging! The answer to you dear Fearless reader is: yes and no — half of the people on the stage look drunk, but nothing exciting happened so far, unless you count Estelle starting to sing at a completely random moment.
10:48pm Oooooh, I just started liking Brandon Flowers more. “Louder Than Bombs” vs “Discography”?! That WAS a tough choice!!!
10:49pm FINALLY PET SHOP BOYS
10:50pm Suburbia/Love Etc./Left To My Own Devices/Always On My Mind/Go West-Paninaro mashup/Opportunities-What Have I Done To Deserve This mashup (with Lady CaCa)/Domino Dancing-I’m With Stupid mashup/Being Boring-Opportunities mashup/It’s A Sin (with Brandon Flowers)/All Over The World/West End Girls (with Lady CaCa and Brandon Flowers) AMAZING
10:59pm Closing music: West End Girls (instrumental). It was worth those two hours to see the PSB medley for 10 minutes. AMAZING.

I died and went to heaven

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Philip Glass, Mike Oldfield, Segways and fire dance. AMAZING. I want to see that live.

Ray’s Chart | Issue 808 | 2009-02-15

Monday, February 16th, 2009

1 1 4 METHOD OF MODERN LOVE/THIS IS TOMORROW
Saint Etienne
2 5 7 JE SUIS UN HOMME
Zazie
3 6 2 STRONGER THAN JESUS
A Camp

4 ! 1 SI J’AVAIS AU MOINS…
Mylene Farmer
5 8 3 ONE MONTH OFF
Bloc Party
6 3 8 POCKET (REDUX)
Sam Sparro
7 4 10 QUICKSAND
La Roux
8 10 4 ULYSSES
Franz Ferdinand
9 ! 1 YIPPIYO-AY
Presets
10 2 2 BALE OUT
RevoLucian feat. Christian Bale
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Sunday’s Lost Classic: Suzanne Vega, “Anniversary”

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

After the disastrously bland “Songs in Red and Gray” was released in 2001 to lukewarm critical reception and barely any sales, I wrote Suzanne Vega off. I thought, that’s it. She lost everything that made her exciting when “Blood Makes Noise” came out and I spent the night playing it on repeat until the tape I recorded it on worn out. She decided to be middle-aged, boring and go on about her divorce. That’s it. She’s never going to release anything better than “99.9F” and “Days of Open Hand”, just millions of compilations and this.

I was wrong.

“Beauty and Crime”, her 2007 record, is my favourite Suzanne Vega album. It is produced by Jimmy Hogarth, who made it sound both very similar to Rupert Hine’s bland work on “Songs” and at the same time strikingly different — Rupert Hine’s production flows effortlessly from one elevator to another, and Jimmy Hogarth’s is rich, exciting and deep while still not really devolving from the MOR folk template Suzanne seems to be comfortable with. But this isn’t an album by a middle-aged woman without many ideas. This is an album by an accomplished artist with many things to say. And for the love of Morrissey, she does say it beautifully.

“Frank & Ava”, the album’s lead single, was an odd choice. It is probably the only track that sounds as if Rupert Hine was passing by the studio. It’s nice, uptempo, radio-friendly and very, very uneventful. But the other songs… “Ludlow Street” has provided me with a motto I’ve been using since hearing it for the first time; “Love is the only thing that matters, love is the only thing that’s real” and when Vega sings the line with that voice of hers, I have tears in my eyes. “Pornographer’s Dream” is Suzanne Vega doing bossanova and singing about naked flesh in a way that makes it obvious she is actually singing about the opposite — naked soul. And “Anniversary” is just breathtaking.

(Forgive me — there is no real video for the song, but this presentation has the original audio.)

(Live version.)

She sung about 9/11 quite a few times by now. “It Hit Home”, the first song she wrote about it, was a bit on the ugh-can’t-believe-she-did-that side of things. There are two on this record; “Angel’s Doorway” (which could have been better if she hasn’t rhymed “destruction” with “introduction” in a way that sort of  suggests rhyming dictionary has been used and many four-syllable words ending with -uction tried for size) and “Anniversary”.

“Anniversary” has a chord progression that coupled with Suzanne’s melancholic voice gives me shivers and, again, a lyric that brings me on the verge of tears. It is slightly understated yet monumental as an album closer; it is here that Hogarth shows his genius, having taken a track that started its life as a guitar-and-voice affair on one of the many editions of the “Retrospective” compilation and turned it into one of Suzanne Vega’s best songs. I would have loved for this to be a single complete with a beautiful high-budget video, remixes by Massive Attack and an a cappella for myself to play with.

The fate of “Beauty and Crime” was different. The video for “Frank & Ava” failed to capture the hearts of YouTube viewers. The follow-up promo singles “Ludlow Street” (great choice) and “Unbound” (less great choice) haven’t captured any attention whatsoever. The album reached #129 in the US, #127 in the UK and Blue Note have not renewed their contract with Vega for another record, quietly dropping her in June 2008.

It’s hard not to think most people are twats when this happens. So redeem yourselves at least slightly, play “Anniversary” and then buy the album. Your life will be better if you do so.

Me, me, me!

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