I have recently admitted to one on View From The Shoebox (note to self: update the damn blogroll), so I may as well do a proper tell-all…

I think Billy Ray has gorgeous eyes, warm smile and the soul patch just kills me. (I never saw/heard him talk and Miley Cyrus only exists for me as a character on DListed, so if he’s a child-touching creep, I remain blissfully unaware of that.)

50 Cent: So. Wrong. So. Hot.

Criss Angel: left, portrayed as a completely uninteresting douche. Right, portrayed as a shit hot man. (Yes I do have a thing for guys that look like hobos, as long as they don’t smell like hobos. And a scruffy beard is ALWAYS good with me.)

James Hetfield of Metallica: no, I don’t like Metallica. Yes, I do like scruffy beards. And metallers with beards make me feel warm and fuzzy.
Phew. That was a properly humiliating TMI Thursday… What are your shameful celeb crushes?



September 17th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Conan O’Brian. That hair, oh, that hair!
Btw, if you link the TMIT hub, I can link back to you!
September 17th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Linked!
September 17th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
There’s such…range here. Billy Ray to 50 Cent to James Hetfield?? Wow.
Well, there’s something to be said for variety, no?
September 17th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Hannah: I never thought about that. Yes I have a range. *beaming proudly*
September 17th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
hmmm do i dare?
the U19 footy team, and damn it the 2 x40 plus coaches
September 17th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
a1: WE WANT PICTURES!!!
September 17th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Yayyy! Got you!
September 17th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
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September 18th, 2009 at 2:40 am
yeah. james hetfield has the hottest microphone singing stance. i think you know what i’m talking about.
jeff goldblum is mine.
September 19th, 2009 at 9:49 am
No way, Miss.Chief. I’ve already staked claim to Jeff, dammit!
Maybe we can share
I can be diplomatic.
And I think James Hetfield is hot, too…something about that stance, i tell ya!