…or referral fun time y’all!

MONDAY
locker room sweat smell vid gay
Um, really? Not this kind of blog. You should be ashamed of yourself.

TUESDAY
how to become a totally different person
This is a very good question. I can quote George Michael in reply — “I changed my name/to get rid of the things that I want from you/it’s strange/but a name is a name, and truth is the truth”.

WEDNESDAY
teenager with baggy pants
Oh! Yes! That’s how most people describe me. “Ray, you know — that teenager with baggy pants”. Totally me.

THURSDAY
kissmysmellyfeet.com
I swear it is not a website I visit. Often. Erm. *erases history* You have no proof whatsoever!!!

FRIDAY
i am skinny but feel guilty when i eat
I only have that when I eat pizza. I managed to solve that problem by not eating pizza. I am not joking.

SATURDAY
fat kid eating pancakes
I swear I am not a fat kid eating pizza. Pancakes! I meant pancakes dammit!!! *nervously adjusts baggy pants*

SUNDAY
eating pancakes
For Morrissey’s sake. *throws a hissy fit, then goes to make some pancakes*

Good night y’all…

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2 Responses to “How people found me this week…”

  1. Hannah Says:

    Ahhhh, I freaking LOVE the Google search terms/phrases that people to my blog and others’ blogs!! “Fat kid eating pancakes”—-ahhh, classic.

  2. Ray Says:

    I only found out this weekend how to check those. :$ I always thought when other people posted them “damn, why do people only ever get to my blog via ‘vanessa daou joe sent me torrent’ or something equally irritating”. Turns out it’s not true. Haha!

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