“I am wearing last year’s jacket. People can SEE me wearing a 2007 jacket…”

I couldn’t have become this person. No. I didn’t. It was someone else’s thought invading my head. Really…

“Hmm, actually the vision of hell filled with fire, hot tar and horny dark creatures torturing me with sharp objects is, erm, rather hot. I would enjoy that much more than a cold, damp place filled with crawling insects. Ewww. I wonder why all religions seem to associate hell with fire and heat and heaven with the colour blue and chilly aura and twinkly sounds. And virgins. What’s so exciting about virgins? BOOOOORING. Have all religions been invented by boring people? Oh no, hang on, they were sent by gods, each of whom introduced himself as the only real one…”

(after today’s workout, at the sauna)