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If you need me, I’ll be, ah, um, having a big glass of cold water and breathing heavily.

Apols for no posts whatsoever. I’ve been ill for a while now and don’t spend that much time in front of the computer, and if I do, then I don’t feel like writing. But I do feel like showing you why exactly it is a good idea to watch football even if you don’t really care about the game that much…

Marco Borriello of AC Milan. More here.

Auntie Didier Drogba of Ivory Coast.

Miguel Veloso of Portugal. Sorry he’s dressed, couldn’t find a topless pic for you (okay, for myself)

Anyone you think needs to be included in installment two?

I’m afraid I find it unintentionally hilarious (plus, it’s hard to imagine people on the bottom of the, um, pyramid enjoying it too much). Still, who knew group sex made Kylie SO HAPPY? And when she lets the dove out at the end, she looks soooooooo pretty. *swoon*

I just had to post this picture here so that I don’t have to go to The Frisky to admire it every five minutes.

This is Andrew Wilson, brother of Owen and Luke. He is in some random movie right now. It doesn’t really matter. THERE SHOULD BE MORE MEN LIKE THIS IS ALL I AM SAYING DAMMIT.

Let’s analyse all the things he does right.

1. Beard. A thick, full, trimmed but not too trimmed beard. A sign of a real man if I ever saw one.

2. Long(ish) hair. Men had that hair in the middle ages. I know because I saw many movies like Lord of the Rings which are kind of like middle ages with magic rings and hobbits. Middle ages were sexy. True, they didn’t use too much soap or deo either, but hey, they were too busy killing, pillaging, being drunk and waving their swords for that. 21st century men (mostly) don’t spend time killing, pillaging and waving their swords, so they have loads and loads of spare time to take care of their luscious locks!

3. The lumberjack shirt. Well it is not totally a lumberjack shirt, but that’s better, because it’s not obvious in a Village-People-look-I’m-s0-macho way. It’s a hot lumberjackish shirt.

4. Is that a slightly hairy chest I see? YES IT IS.

Memo to all men: immediately print this picture, then spend the rest of your life trying to look like Andrew Wilson. Myself, I can’t type any more, am off to buy a new shirt.

Well there is a reason, and that reason is the gorgeousness of this man. (Hephaestus, he calls himself.)

Source: http://modblog.bmezine.com (which I used to check every day when Shannon Larratt was the editor, and now I check it every month or so… you can kind of feel the difference between doing a thing out of love and doing a thing because it brings ad revenue)

…to take fashion clues from a blog called Look At That Fucking Hipster, but seriously, those two guys are SO. CUTE. (And nicely dressed. At a wide definition of “nicely” perhaps.)

I have no clue whatsoever who Eddie Cibrian is, but he looks a bit lonely on his special day, so it is only my duty to wish him a very happy birthday!

I am all kinds of tired and when that happens, I like to look at man candy, and dlisted had two very interesting images for me today:

Not sure what EXACTLY Jason Statham is doing but apparently the film explains it. Is that an 18+ movie?

It’s been AGES since Russell Crowe looked good but as you can see he cleans up nicely. (Dressing him from head to toe in leather doesn’t hurt. By the way, I want that coat or whatever it is.)

Once I fell in love… no, that’s not true. In lust. With a footballer. That was, I think, in 2004. I lusted over him so much that I’ve made a fansite (which, admittedly, was more photo-orientated than footie-orientated, which shouldn’t surprise you since football and me have not been in touch very often in my current incarnation). This is what he looked like.

Then I kind of forgot about his existence until Michael K from DListed in his infinite wisdom chose Abel as the Hot Slut of the Day yesterday. He’s changed… a bit:

If anyone asks, I don’t know this man. *hides*

I’ve never fancied Keanu Reeves — he gets on my nerves and he was in one of the worst movies of all times, i.e. Matrix Reloaded — but when he looks like that… mmm. More here.