(Mostly shamelessly stolen from The Frisky, really, The Frisky is like the best site on the entire internet for us ladies, maybe except for DListed. Oh. Hmm. Yeah. DListed. Damn…)

• Did you know that there are so many kinds of people? People Who Are Old, People Who Are Secret Hookers, People Who Are Pretty and Smart and Funny and Nice (I like believing they have very small dicks), People Who Don’t Believe in Evolution but Love Antibiotics, People Who Are Just a Down-to-Earth Guy, Who Enjoys the Little Things in Life Like Going for Walks, Lifting Weights, or Just Doing Whatever (LOL), Whose Friends Would Probably Describe Him as Honest, Truthful, Loyal, Affectionate, Compassionate, and Romanceful, and Is Looking for a Woman Who Is That Rare Combination of Stunning on the Outside and Beautiful on the Inside, and Most Importantly Down to Earth, Enjoys the Little Things in Life, Loves Children, Animals, Has a Passion, Laughter. I Especially Like Asians…
• A new spray cures premature ejaculation. By that, the inventors mean they have managed 74% users last longer than 2 minutes. TWO. MINUTES. Count them. That won’t last long. (SEE WHAT I DID HERE) Two minutes no longer count as premature ejaculation? WAAAAH — straight people, I pity you. (Have you tried this special invention called “condom”? Personally I find it helps enormously, as in “after two or three hours my legs really start to hurt”.)
• Horses wearing wigs. Yes. You have read that correctly. Listen, why just not go and have a look.
• This gorgeous hunk of a man plays in Harry Potter, is 19 years old (no, not 49, 19) and got arrested for driving while stoned and owning a plantation of weed. Life, eh?
• Anti-gay organization National Organization For Marriage launches a campaign against gay marriage. *Yawn* There is an interesting bit about this one though. Did you notice what they are wearing? Yes. This is what world would look like without gays and lesbians. Gray, damp, and really, really badly dressed. Glad NOM realise that much.

I’ve started a new blog and now I don’t write anything. I have a list of really good excuses — I am moving and I am trying to build something with someone and I am working etc. But in fact I got really stuck with a post I am writing — I have honestly rewritten it twice in a week and it’s still not publishable — and that’s why there’s not much new but my chart.

Anyboringway, here’s some interesting reading:

Joe. My. God.:UN To Call For Global End To Criminalization Of Homosexuality (But The United States Won’t Sign On)

Honeydoll: Britney For The Record (by the way, Mannequin and If You Seek Amy are fucking amazing and I don’t care where my street cred is going to land after announcing this in public)

And now I am off to have a biertje (or four) with Pup. Have a lovely evening everybody!

PS. Is it just me or is Fairy Tales Suck acting odd (i.e. not being there)…?